School Revisited, Subash revisited

I came back with a plan

I succeeded

Made the kids put on mini "plays" for me

Scenario one:

mom/dad/son/son's girlfriend . . . mom and dad are nepali, son's girlfriend is AMERICAN!! i each gave them one line to say, and the rest they had to some up with on their own

Dad: "How can you marry a girl who is not a hindu!"
Mom: "This girl cannot even cook a proper curry" (i know this sounds so aweful and sexist, but trust me, it was TOTALLY normal and okay)
Son: " It doesnt matter where she is from or what she looks like, I love her"
Son's girlfriend: "I dont care what you guys say i am staying with your son"

These were age 10-13 boys/girls, it was hysterical

In one class, the boy said to his girlfriend "I am siding with my parents i am dumping you" and went and hugged his father, this may not seem so hysterical to read, but let me assure you, it was the last thing i was expecting!

Scenario two: Two backpacking guides, two tourist friends

Backpacking guide 1: "this is the best trek we offer, that's the reason it is so expensive"
Guide 2: "if you want a cheaper trek you can sleep in a cardboard box in the woods"
Friend 1: I cannot afford this trek, i have three hungry children at home (always caused a roaring laughter from the rest of the class audience.
Friend 2: Will the trek be cheaper if we only take one guide?

Nothing too ridiculous happened in this one

Scenario 3: car accident, driver, cyclist, bystander, and policeman.

driver: You ran straight into my car
cyclist: "my leg is broken, i am a runner, this is going to ruin my career" (to which one kid started hopping around)
Bystander: I saw the whole thing, it was the driver's fault
Policeman/woman: i suggest you solve this in 5 minuets or i am taking you all to jail

the compromise between the driver and cyclist always involed one gicving the other money . . . one class the girl said she had no money, to which the cyclist boy replied
"if you dont pay me my 5000 rupees i am going to fight you" . . . and they proceeded to wrestle . . . im some great sub huh?


Subash:

its really easy to assume he doesnt know what your saying, because his english isnt that great, but he is secretly a mastermind

Last night he slept only in his underwear and wouldnt tell anyone why, me thinking he was just being a cute silly kid said ehh whatever . . . the next morning, when i mentioned this to rajendra, he immediately said "yea you told him that you were never washing his pee clothes ever again yesterday" (i have been washing his cvlothes a few times because if i dont do it, they sit there and he has no clean clothes to change into the next night. I TOTALLY didnt connect the dots. . . at all. . . because i just figured that when i told him that he didn't really understand

color festival tomorrow, trek coming soon, excited!

oh and photos from a while ago are up on facebook, getting more up soon